Fatuous Food Writing Awards Entry

To paraphrase a bit of dialog from a scene in the movie Sophie’s Choice wherein Sophie reacts to a sip of wine proffered by her amphetamine crunching, psychotic lover Nathan    If you are a food writer and have lived a very bad life. When you die you go to Hell  and are there compelled by Satan to read lines like these for eternity

 

this global, fine-dining practice of pre and even post-dessert pampering is more about caressing the fine diner and creating a flourish, than any acknowledgment that healthy living is sealing our palates. Long live sweets, they say, in all their tantalizing forms – pre-dessert, dessert, mini dessert and petits fours.”

These decadent mouthfuls are also the kitchen’s encore, a flamboyant medium of self-expression for chefs.”

Fatuous Food Writing Awards Entry

To paraphrase a bit of dialog from a scene in the movie Sophie’s Choice wherein Sophie reacts to a sip of wine proffered by her amphetamine crunching, psychotic lover Nathan    If you are a food writer and have lived a very bad life. When you die you go to Hell  and are there compelled by Satan to read lines like these for eternity

 

this global, fine-dining practice of pre and even post-dessert pampering is more about caressing the fine diner and creating a flourish, than any acknowledgment that healthy living is sealing our palates. Long live sweets, they say, in all their tantalizing forms – pre-dessert, dessert, mini dessert and petits fours.”

These decadent mouthfuls are also the kitchen’s encore, a flamboyant medium of self-expression for chefs.”

Fatuous Food Writing Award Entry #1 Rocco DiSpirito on Comfort Food

In this fine example of mind boggling hyperbole ridden drivel, Rocco DiSpirito seems bent on proving that the term “comfort food” is the cudgel of choice for braining a jello teddy bear. Here’s a sample (click the link if you are having a bad day and want to make it worse)

On the happy days, we don’t think about the foods that comfort us.
We need them less then, I suppose.
We all know how powerful food can be.
It entertains and absorbs us; it can even be transcendental and has the power to heal.
We all have memories of emotional boo-boos that were made better with a dish our moms made.
They’re called comfort foods for a reason — they soothe and reassure both palates and souls.

Kind of make you wanna drool, doesn’t it?

Comfort Me With Food – Personal Finance – The Good Life – LCUT – WSM

Fatuous Food Writing Award Entry #1 Rocco DiSpirito on Comfort Food

In this fine example of mind boggling hyperbole ridden drivel, Rocco DiSpirito seems bent on proving that the term “comfort food” is the cudgel of choice for braining a jello teddy bear. Here’s a sample (click the link if you are having a bad day and want to make it worse)

On the happy days, we don’t think about the foods that comfort us.
We need them less then, I suppose.
We all know how powerful food can be.
It entertains and absorbs us; it can even be transcendental and has the power to heal.
We all have memories of emotional boo-boos that were made better with a dish our moms made.
They’re called comfort foods for a reason — they soothe and reassure both palates and souls.

Kind of make you wanna drool, doesn’t it?

Comfort Me With Food – Personal Finance – The Good Life – LCUT – WSM

Carrie Underwood and Kevin Eubanks Voted World’s Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrities

Ethics aside America, it’s also about ahem, celebrity.

(But you knew that.)

GoVeg.com // Carrie Underwood and Kevin Eubanks Voted World’s Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrities

Carrie Underwood and Kevin Eubanks Voted World’s Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrities

Ethics aside America, it’s also about ahem, celebrity.

(But you knew that.)

GoVeg.com // Carrie Underwood and Kevin Eubanks Voted World’s Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrities

Carrie Underwood and Kevin Eubanks Voted World’s Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrities

Ethics aside America, it’s also about ahem, celebrity.

(But you knew that.)

GoVeg.com // Carrie Underwood and Kevin Eubanks Voted World’s Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrities

Overproofed! Portnoy the Boulanger on Late Night

I’ve always thought of the act of bread making as a combination of agriculture and cooking. But this guy has other ideas.

Thanks to Gary Allen for the link!

Overproofed! Portnoy the Boulanger on Late Night

I’ve always thought of the act of bread making as a combination of agriculture and cooking. But this guy has other ideas.

Thanks to Gary Allen for the link!