If you cook it you should eat it

This article by Marryam H Reshii in Banking & Finance about Chef Steven Liu who is apparently doing a great job of teaching the native Indian (gora) cooks to prepare western style food at Graze, Taj Residency in Bangalore, took me back to the good old days when I used to argue to my staff (and later, my students) that anyone with the will and the fundamental technical skills could cook any cuisine well if they would only take the time to eat it. Reshi writes

“As any chef from a Western country will tell you, that is the biggest hurdle in India: Indian nationals working in Western kitchens never eat the food they cook, so the nuances of their adopted cuisine are entirely lost on them. It is the reason why many middle-rung European restaurants across India suffer from over-seasoned food.”

While I have never been to India and so cannot comment on the truthfulness of Reshi’s allegation about the state of western food there, I am painfully familiar with the phenomenon she describes. If I had a dollar for each time one of my cooks chose to eat a hamburger or pizza when they could have cooked and eaten almost anything in the walkin, I’d have that Porsche turbo Carrera in my garage now. (I know it dammit.)

At the CIA the whining by some A-Blockers (new students) about having to eat French Food for lunch everyday used to make my ears bleed. In the face of this moaning and groaning my colleagues and I were always like “WTF? You are paying 26 thousand dollars to learn how to make haute cusine and you don’t want to eat it! You want to be chefs but you can’t bring your Cocoa Pebbles poisoned palates to learn what sweetbreads taste like?” And don’t even try to get me going about the complaints by children who seemed to think that since the CIA and haute cuisine had developed in a mobile home, the multiple changes of silver and courses were an unnecessary affectation foisted on them by snobs whose sole intent was to intimidate them or piss them off.

Of course, not all of my cooks and not all -not even most- CIA students were knuckleheaded infantalized anti-fine-dining-and-food-snobs, but I’ve seen enough of this type to know that there are plenty of cooks who don’t actually like what they are putting on your plate. And I’ll go one step further and say that if the person cooking the food doesn’t like what he’s cooking, he may be able to cobble it into something edible, but it’ll never be great.

I’m running out of time now. But remind me to tell you the one about the CIA grad poissonier who hated fish, got promoted to chef then quit after two years to open an auto body shop.

If you cook it you should eat it

This article by Marryam H Reshii in Banking & Finance about Chef Steven Liu who is apparently doing a great job of teaching the native Indian (gora) cooks to prepare western style food at Graze, Taj Residency in Bangalore, took me back to the good old days when I used to argue to my staff (and later, my students) that anyone with the will and the fundamental technical skills could cook any cuisine well if they would only take the time to eat it. Reshi writes

“As any chef from a Western country will tell you, that is the biggest hurdle in India: Indian nationals working in Western kitchens never eat the food they cook, so the nuances of their adopted cuisine are entirely lost on them. It is the reason why many middle-rung European restaurants across India suffer from over-seasoned food.”

While I have never been to India and so cannot comment on the truthfulness of Reshi’s allegation about the state of western food there, I am painfully familiar with the phenomenon she describes. If I had a dollar for each time one of my cooks chose to eat a hamburger or pizza when they could have cooked and eaten almost anything in the walkin, I’d have that Porsche turbo Carrera in my garage now. (I know it dammit.)

At the CIA the whining by some A-Blockers (new students) about having to eat French Food for lunch everyday used to make my ears bleed. In the face of this moaning and groaning my colleagues and I were always like “WTF? You are paying 26 thousand dollars to learn how to make haute cusine and you don’t want to eat it! You want to be chefs but you can’t bring your Cocoa Pebbles poisoned palates to learn what sweetbreads taste like?” And don’t even try to get me going about the complaints by children who seemed to think that since the CIA and haute cuisine had developed in a mobile home, the multiple changes of silver and courses were an unnecessary affectation foisted on them by snobs whose sole intent was to intimidate them or piss them off.

Of course, not all of my cooks and not all -not even most- CIA students were knuckleheaded infantalized anti-fine-dining-and-food-snobs, but I’ve seen enough of this type to know that there are plenty of cooks who don’t actually like what they are putting on your plate. And I’ll go one step further and say that if the person cooking the food doesn’t like what he’s cooking, he may be able to cobble it into something edible, but it’ll never be great.

I’m running out of time now. But remind me to tell you the one about the CIA grad poissonier who hated fish, got promoted to chef then quit after two years to open an auto body shop.

Caviar Ramble


The recent news that Georgia and Florida may soon be producing caviar is good news for those of us who love the stuff. I’ve been bonkers for caviar for as long as I can remember. But the moment that sealed my love for the salty impossibly unctuous zygotes of the sturgeon can be traced to the day that my videographer brother, recently returned from a trip shooting artist Peter Max’s tour of the USSR, appeared at our parent’s house with 10 6 1/4 ounce tins of primo Beluga that he had bought from an allegedly perfidious waiter in Leningrad (St. Petersburg) for 10 dollars a piece. Now that’s what I’m talking about.

My experience with caviar produced in North America has not yielded anything even close to the best Russian or Iranian varieties. The best American caviar thus far has been American Paddlefish Caviar but as good as it can be , and it can be very good, it cannot compete with the best stuff out of the Caspian sea. But it’s illegal to import caviar from Russia and, ahem, the only stuff we seem to be importing from Iran is anti-semitic tirades and stories of draconian measures to prevent women from infecting the male pedestrian population with the virus for priapism.

Of course the truly crazy thing is that the United States used to own the caviar market for much of the 19th and early 20th century. Until American fishermen, pollution and boat propellers virtually wiped out populations of Atlantic and other river sturgeon, the United States was the principal supplier of caviar to Europe and the stuff was so abundant that it was given away as bar food. So it’s kind of cool that sturgeon and caviar are making a bit of a comeback here although I would much prefer to it happening to native species in the wild and not imported stock in fish ponds.

Caviar Ramble


The recent news that Georgia and Florida may soon be producing caviar is good news for those of us who love the stuff. I’ve been bonkers for caviar for as long as I can remember. But the moment that sealed my love for the salty impossibly unctuous zygotes of the sturgeon can be traced to the day that my videographer brother, recently returned from a trip shooting artist Peter Max’s tour of the USSR, appeared at our parent’s house with 10 6 1/4 ounce tins of primo Beluga that he had bought from an allegedly perfidious waiter in Leningrad (St. Petersburg) for 10 dollars a piece. Now that’s what I’m talking about.

My experience with caviar produced in North America has not yielded anything even close to the best Russian or Iranian varieties. The best American caviar thus far has been American Paddlefish Caviar but as good as it can be , and it can be very good, it cannot compete with the best stuff out of the Caspian sea. But it’s illegal to import caviar from Russia and, ahem, the only stuff we seem to be importing from Iran is anti-semitic tirades and stories of draconian measures to prevent women from infecting the male pedestrian population with the virus for priapism.

Of course the truly crazy thing is that the United States used to own the caviar market for much of the 19th and early 20th century. Until American fishermen, pollution and boat propellers virtually wiped out populations of Atlantic and other river sturgeon, the United States was the principal supplier of caviar to Europe and the stuff was so abundant that it was given away as bar food. So it’s kind of cool that sturgeon and caviar are making a bit of a comeback here although I would much prefer to it happening to native species in the wild and not imported stock in fish ponds.

More Food News

Some interesting stories came across the wire this morning that I thought were worth sharing:

Famous Houston Greek Restaurant gets set to close its doors after 27 years. Seems the owners biggest concern is finding his soon to be former employees employment. Anyone in the Houston area looking for restaurant staff?!

A decent article about the revival of some New Orleans restaurants.

and finally, last but not nearly least:

McD’s worker tries to flush newborn baby down toilet, in establishments bathroom… ..after giving birth right then and there… Guess they dont give enough time on breaks to make it to the hospital…. ok bad joke I know

More Food News

Some interesting stories came across the wire this morning that I thought were worth sharing:

Famous Houston Greek Restaurant gets set to close its doors after 27 years. Seems the owners biggest concern is finding his soon to be former employees employment. Anyone in the Houston area looking for restaurant staff?!

A decent article about the revival of some New Orleans restaurants.

and finally, last but not nearly least:

McD’s worker tries to flush newborn baby down toilet, in establishments bathroom… ..after giving birth right then and there… Guess they dont give enough time on breaks to make it to the hospital…. ok bad joke I know

The Cats Away

While the boss is away on “Scientific study of sea life on the New Jersey Coast” hes left me in charge of keeping you ravenous dogs fed.

Not really much to report at the moment but I do have stuff to throw out there.

RamsAy may be near his end, Reports Harden’s London Restaurants

and

The AVMA makes offical stance on Foie Gras, and its…. not taking a stance.

The Cats Away

While the boss is away on “Scientific study of sea life on the New Jersey Coast” hes left me in charge of keeping you ravenous dogs fed.

Not really much to report at the moment but I do have stuff to throw out there.

RamsAy may be near his end, Reports Harden’s London Restaurants

and

The AVMA makes offical stance on Foie Gras, and its…. not taking a stance.

Disclaimer

Bob del Grosso (that’s me) will be off line for a few days whilst studying the feeding behavior of the aquatic and terrestrial inhabitants in and around the littoral region of the New Jersey coast
(not left). In the interregnum The Foodist is to be blamed for all subsequent posts on this site. 🙂

Disclaimer

Bob del Grosso (that’s me) will be off line for a few days whilst studying the feeding behavior of the aquatic and terrestrial inhabitants in and around the littoral region of the New Jersey coast
(not left). In the interregnum The Foodist is to be blamed for all subsequent posts on this site. 🙂