The Charcutier’s Best Freind

Bloody curr more or less can say sausages.
Our thanks to Trig for suggesting the post.
The best sauce in the world is hunger.

Ginger Man

I am mildly chagrined to tell you that a few months ago I made this out of ginger root. I’m not sure what I was thinking about when I decided to make it. And I distinctly remember Trent asking me if I was going to post it on my blog and me responding “No, [...]

Evidence of Genius: Exhibit 1

Not that anyone has ever had any reason to doubt the depth and breath of my intelligence. But it can’t hurt to publish a reminder of how miraculously smart I am to warn off those who might try to get over on me during one of those moments when I pretend to be in a [...]

I’m a bloody rock star!

I’ve wanted to be a rock star ever since I first saw real live rock stars on the stage at the Fillmore East in, I think, 1969. I was 13 when I saw Albert King, Chuck Berry and The Who tearing it up a what was arguably one of the two best venues for rock [...]

Roast Beef Recipe Circa 1955

Here’s a roast beef recipe that is sure to raise an eyebrow. It’s from comedic genius Gracie Allen. I’ve included a YouTube video of the The George Burns and Allen Show that contains a reference to the recipe @ circa 25 minutes into the show.
FW: Gracies kitchen magic
Gracie Allen’s Classic Recipe for Roast [...]

My Latest Invention: The Dorsavent Chef’s Jacket (Satire)

I am proud to announce that I have invented a product that promises to revolutionize the way chefs look and SAVE MONEY by cutting laundry and wardrobe costs by 50%!  
The Dorsavent ( from dorsal  and ventral) is the  first reversible chefs coat that is designed so that the back is a mirror image of [...]

My Latest Invention: The Dorsavent Chef’s Jacket (Satire)

I am proud to announce that I have invented a product that promises to revolutionize the way chefs look and SAVE MONEY by cutting laundry and wardrobe costs by 50%!  
The Dorsavent ( from dorsal  and ventral) is the  first reversible chefs coat that is designed so that the back is a mirror image of [...]

A Groovy Kitchen Tool

During my travels over the holiday season I noticed that many of my friends and relatives have installed flat panel TVs in their kitchens. While the idea of having a TV in the kitchen to distract me from thinking while I cook has always been slightly appealing to me, there is no way I’m going [...]

A Groovy Kitchen Tool

During my travels over the holiday season I noticed that many of my friends and relatives have installed flat panel TVs in their kitchens. While the idea of having a TV in the kitchen to distract me from thinking while I cook has always been slightly appealing to me, there is no way I’m going [...]

Warning: Chasing Wiener Can Be Embarassing

This rocks.

The best sauce in the world is hunger.