This is Not a Joke

So why can’t I stop laughing?

Smirnoff Source™, the new premium malt beverage offering from Diageo North America that combines pure spring water [emphasis mine] with alcohol is now on beer retailers’ shelves and high-end bars throughout the Northeast. LINK
These people are so shameless in the way they spin their cheesy products. What possible value [...]

This is Not a Joke

So why can’t I stop laughing?

Smirnoff Source™, the new premium malt beverage offering from Diageo North America that combines pure spring water [emphasis mine] with alcohol is now on beer retailers’ shelves and high-end bars throughout the Northeast. LINK
These people are so shameless in the way they spin their cheesy products. What possible value [...]

The PETA Files: Scott Niedermayer, Duck Defender

It’s usually pretty difficult to make the case that PETA and other animal rights groups play on class divisions and bigotry in pursuit of their goal to make meat illegal. But every once in a while they let something slip out that gives it all away. Check out this excerpt of a letter (dated [...]

The PETA Files: Scott Niedermayer, Duck Defender

It’s usually pretty difficult to make the case that PETA and other animal rights groups play on class divisions and bigotry in pursuit of their goal to make meat illegal. But every once in a while they let something slip out that gives it all away. Check out this excerpt of a letter (dated [...]

Monster Romanian Pig Roast

I’m not sure what is more remarkable here. A sad story about an outbreak of swine fever in Romania that results in the slaughter and incineration of 20,000 pigs or the revelation (to me at least) that Smithfield Farms is producing pork in Romania. I wonder if Smithfield snoutpiece Paula Deen knows this? [...]

Monster Romanian Pig Roast

I’m not sure what is more remarkable here. A sad story about an outbreak of swine fever in Romania that results in the slaughter and incineration of 20,000 pigs or the revelation (to me at least) that Smithfield Farms is producing pork in Romania. I wonder if Smithfield snoutpiece Paula Deen knows this? [...]

BORE-DAIN

The title is typical New York Post: rude, attention getting and just misleading enough to piss you off but not so off-topic that you don’t feel slightly guilty for thinking that someone was trying to sucker you. The author of BORE-DAIN professes to be put-off by watching Anthony Bourdain eat eyeballs on the latest [...]

BORE-DAIN

The title is typical New York Post: rude, attention getting and just misleading enough to piss you off but not so off-topic that you don’t feel slightly guilty for thinking that someone was trying to sucker you. The author of BORE-DAIN professes to be put-off by watching Anthony Bourdain eat eyeballs on the latest [...]

gully SWISS chef?

I’m sure that true masters of ebonics like the dude at Nigga Know (Click it, seriously, it’s fly or whatever.) would know best how to address the news that there is a Swiss chef who raps healthy recipes for kids on CD. But I’ll have to try to get by with my white-assed, anglo-saxon, pasty-faced [...]

gully SWISS chef?

I’m sure that true masters of ebonics like the dude at Nigga Know (Click it, seriously, it’s fly or whatever.) would know best how to address the news that there is a Swiss chef who raps healthy recipes for kids on CD. But I’ll have to try to get by with my white-assed, anglo-saxon, pasty-faced [...]